Sterling or Scully: Gary Cohen calls a Pete Alonso bomb

Here is Gary at his worst.  This ball is CLEARLY a big fly no doubter.  So what does Gary do…. he says It Is High It Is Far It Is Gone To The Track To The Wall It Is  Outta Here like its just another HR.

It’s just bad.  Gary CAN be better, but chooses not to be for some reason.  Terrible job on this Gary.

VERDICT: Sterling

Happy birthday Gary.

The Mets were 14 and 6 (.700!) and then Steve Cohen let them wear Black Edge jerseys

Well, it was a good season while it lasted.  Tonight the Mets will wear their Black Edge jerseys to appease the fools that spell LGM with four letters.  No good will come of this.  Remember this day, when the Mets woke up playing .700 baseball.  This is the highpoint of the season. Thanks Steve.

As for why do I sell them on the sidebar?  I am a capitalist.  This is a FOR PROFIT site.  If idiots are going to buy them, I will take a commission.

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