Author: Shannon Shark @metspolice

Howie Rose tweeted…

PREACH HOWIE!!!!!

Thanks to @BernieWald for making sure I saw this while I was doing other things this morning.

Good news everyone!  The most despicable Mets player of all time, Javy Baez, the man who turned on Mets fans, is GONE!

He thinks he will be happy in DETROIT of all places.   Good riddance.  Enjoy being invisible on the Tigers.

He reportedly has a 6 year $140M deal and Mrs. Baez received a call from Mrs. Tigers which is what got the deal done.

The Mets have reportedly signed 37 year old Max Scherzer to a 3 year $130 million contract.

He joins a growing list of Mets Who Never Booed Their Own Fans and thus I welcome him.

I am also hearing that comedians are clearing their schedules.  Comedians LOVE acting like they are big time Mets fans every April.  Then during April’s winning streak they go on TV and hang out with the t-shirt people.

Then June comes and the Mets fall back to the back.  By August, comedians are gone.

All of this has happened before and will happen again.

This is also the point in the season where people will now switch back to calling me “negative.”  I assure you I continue to crack jokes at more or less the same rate, and it’s you reading into things.  Unless the Mets boo their own fans, then I am truly irate.

But now we have all kinds of new Mets!

Scherzer
Marte
Canha (we think)
Escobar
Plummer

All of whom you can root for!  You should even buy a jersey!

You’re acting like this is weekend filler and I had a soccer tournament yesterday.  Clearly today is Monday and this is not weekend filler it is weekDAY filler.

The T-Shirt Guy still isn’t selling us cardigans so we’re going to have to go head and promote Alternate Sweater Options like this one from 47 Shop!

This design make it look like you’re in the nerdy frat the Animal House guys don’t like.  Also great photoshop job.