Absurd NFL Coaches Interview Policy

The Rams want Jim Haslett to be their coach.

They would like to sign him and pay him.

They can’t.

Haslett is 2-0 but must remain the “interim” coach so that in the off-season the Rams can follow league guidelines and interview minority candidates.

Who do you suppose they will wind up selecting?  That’s right – Jim Haslett.

So why insult other men by making them go through a process they can’t win?  I understand the goal, but this seems silly.

I Guess "Midget Mets" Isn’t PC

Remeember the “Midget Mets?”  This was the kids fan club in the 80’s and the club had it’s own entrance at Shea that was where “Gate F” would have been.
 
I remember in 1984 during the heart of Cubsbusters the Midget Mets fanclub got free tickets to a game – teh Mets picked a crappy random game against the Cubs who had been equally as sucky as the Mets were in 1983.  Lo and behold (is that a real phrase?) the Mets-Cubs random game became a doubleheader, and one of the hottes tickets of the season – and the Mets got stuck with 20,000 kids in the upper deck, none of whom were going to buy a $3 beer.  Ha-ha!
 
Anyway, this morning the Mets have invited me to be in the “Fan Club For Kids.”  For $25 you get a bunch of crap including a bag of Cheez Doodles, a cheesy orange visor (just give a blue hat), and a buy one get one free coupon for Aquafina.  Really. 
 
Oh, and no tickets.
 
 

Will Beckham Destroy MLS By Leaving?

The reports have Beckham being "on loan" to AC Milan for three months to stay in top shape.

The rumor has it that it might be permanent.

What would it mean for MLS is he bolts after two years? It would once again set soccer back 25 years – and I remember when soccer was the next big thing circa 1980 (there was a great Bill Gallo cartoon making fun of that).

It's a shame that the Galaxy missed the playoffs two years in a row, and other than that first game the league has done a poor job of hyping his games outside of the soccer community.

Here's hoping that he sticks around.

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Scott Kazmir Is Starting Game 1 Of The World Series

I have nothing new to add on this subject.

My only hope is that somewhere at Citi Field that someone puts together a book or press and dopey-blog clippings and this makes it to remind the Mets we're still angry about the entire 21st century.

Kazmir is 24

Kazmir is left handed

Kazmir is starting game 1 of the World Series

Sigh.

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