Mets Police Morning Laziness: Bruce, empty t-shirts and put a coroners bag on #MetsFansUnited

So yesterday was the big #MetsFansUnited event. The plan was for MFU to show up and wear bags over their heads to force Jeff Wilpon to “step down.”

That’s it. One guy. One. (There may have been a second, there were not thousands).   I will be happy to post pictures of ALL the bagheads, and believe me I looked, but I think ONE guy did it. ONE.

I think it’s time for #MetsFansUnited to admit its dead. Of course there is no one actually #MetsFansUnited, another “leader” quit yesterday morning. I dunno man. I just don’t know.

Regardless, the entire fanbase is checked out. The Loyal to the last out crowd too a Summer Saturday off which is fine, just tap the brakes next time the Mets are 11-1 and comedians are hanging out there. Let’s remember what happens when the Mets play .450 ball so that when they play .550 ball maybe we should tone down the thunder sticks.

I bet they were just at Shake Shack

Soft Todd Frazier has his OPS up to .733 after a few homers this week, but he’s still soft for blocking what seems like half of the fanbase.

Soon he will lose his job to David Wright who played baseball again Saturday!  Details!

As always the AAIMBR crowd and most of #MetsTwitter is wrong.  This time it’s about Jay Bruce.  Of course the Mets should play Jay Bruce.  You are all forgetting how he should have gone to the DL but kept playing because Cespedes was out of the lineup.  The guy can hit, and he’s in the FIRST year a 3/39.  He isn’t sitting on the bench no matter how much you have a crush on Alonso who you have never seen play.

You guys crack me up, the top post yesterday was this throwaway.

Take a look at the E on the jerseys.

SLACKISH REACTION:  Oh yeah, there was a game.  I watched it until like 6:30 and then realized I would rather play video games.  I edited the player name of my SS in Super Mega Baseball 2 and his name is now The Virus.  That’s his actual name.  Last name Virus, first name The.

I woke up this morning realizing I don’t feel like negating with today’s game.  It’s a nice sunny day and I may just read a book on the deck.  We’ll see how the morning goes.

David Wright played baseball Saturday Night. How did he do? You’ll look

Once again David Wright continued on the road to making Soft Todd Frazier a bench player.

Wright went 1 for 4 with a double, 2 runs scored and an RBI in 7 innings. He is now 6 for 32 in 10 games.

Sterling or Scully: Gary Cohen calls Mets’ Amed Rosario’s and Soft Todd Frazier HRs!

Haven’t payed Sterling or Scully with Gare in a few hours…

Normally I’d be on Gare for talking about the wall, but in this case it’s clearly valid.

Verdict: Scully

Then Soft Todd Frazier hit one. Fortunately I was getting ice cream and missed it.

Nice job by Gare NOT Trackwalling it

Verdict: Scully

Matt Harvey is totally psyched to still be on the Reds and I have video!

Look how excited Matt is. You know he loves the quiet nights alone in his temporary apartment, far away from Soho and its distracting parties and tempting supermodels. Here he can just pitch and be one of the guys. He’s totally going to stay in Cincy as a free agent, because Scott Boras knows how happy he is. The Reds are smart not trading him, because they love Matt and he loves them.

Is this deleted Mets tweet part of a new Wilpon conspiracy? #TestOnly2

Scully, what do you make of this?

It’s just a test Mulder.

I don’t know Scully. There could be up to 40 people with bags over their heads at the game tonight. This could be an attempt to thwart #MetsFansUnited

Your blog is really stupid Mulder.

TEST ONLY 2