The Mets Police

All quiet. J-Man hasn’t stabbed anyone. I can’t do the Willie/Omar/Wilpons thing again. So I thought I’d hit mlb.com and see what atrocities they’d like us to buy.

Ah the old swoosh logo. As popular as the Islanders Gorton Fisherman. At least it’s not black.

While wearing your swoosh shirt, why not wear this hat so we can punch you in the nose and steal your girlfriend.

Or maybe you should just get this stupid combo and look like a softball team…oh wait that’s the actual uniform this team chooses to wear. Well I guess black and blue are gangsta colors, so Jerry will be at home if he cuts Reyes. Do gangstas wear gray pants?

>No not Texas, Willie took two of three from them….the hockey team.

I hate the Rangers. I hate everything about them.

There’s word on the wires that the NHL is threatening to kick “Madison Square Garden” out of the league. No, really. You can look it up yourself.

So presumably that means the owners, and presumably the NHL would keep a NYC franchise called Rangers owned by someone, but with no NHL where would they play? The Izod Arena? Nassau? Hartford?

This’ll never ever happen but fun to dream about.

Nine-teen For-ty!

>Unless of course ESPN cancels it.

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