Here’s the Noah Syndergaard Game of Thrones bobblehead design!

I’m told there is already a three hour line in front of Citi Field.  I hope SNY doesn’t trade Thor before April 27th!

Man, if Matt Harvey had a Big Bang Theory Bobblehead you’d be mad at him….but man wouldn’t the jokes be awesome.

Mets Police Morning Laziness: Lyin’ Todd Frazier grinds out a retweet about MLB labor issues

Todd Frazier retweeted this…

What’s weird is the one group of owners you can’t kill right now is The Wilpons! Maybe Lyin’ Todd is upset that his ex-agent is bringing in other ex-clients to play Lyin’ Todd’s position. Or maybe you just can never have enough second basemen. Or closer. Who knows what Wags is up to.

SLACKISH REACTION: Not much happening in Queens, but I did attend the greatest Youth Sporting Event of the decade yesterday.  It was a rec basketball game.  All the players were cool.  All the coaches were cool.  The refs were cool.  The parents were cool.

As I live-tweeted, at one point, yeah maybe the girl did travel.  Fine.  The ref didn’t call it.  Fine.  Did the parents go bananas?  NO!   Everyone was able to understand that a child was learning to play basketball and absent-mindedly took an extra step.

I’ve been at so many games that parents would have been screaming REFFF!!!!! before the ref even had a chance to think about moving a whistle to his lips.

The game was a one point back and forth with the lead switching sides.  Late in the game a kid made two free throws.  And the final score was….A TIE.  And everyone walked off and had a nice time and learned a little about playing a sport.   As youth sports should be.  Enjoy your Sunday.

Mets Police Morning Laziness: Nails Never Fails, and all the Mets contract stuff summed in two sentences

I am going to temporarily take Lenny Dykstra off the Ignore List as for once he is not involved in something shady…seems like someone else had a car accident and along came Lenny….

“As a man of the people, I’m here to do whatever I can to help. I think I did that,” Dykstra said. He added that the female driver was “shaken up” but he assured her it would be okay. “The bottom line is — Nails never fails,” Dykstra sa

SLACKISH REACTION:  It’s fun to see Yankees fans freaking out that they aren’t getting Machado or Harper and are been told that the players they are signing are Good Value.  Sandy Alderson would be pleased.  When will Manfred do something?

Thor has a new crush!

Swoboda to present Kranepool with the Munson Award

NOT LINKING: Every single log leading with the deGrom one year $17M avoids arbitration story that I just summed up in one sentence.  That was yesterday.  Daytime yesterday.  So so uncreative.

Anyway yeah he signed, Wheeler signed (5.75M), Thor signed (6M) and Conforto signed (4.025).   What else do you need to know.  Not Linking.