Saw this one on my eBay deep-dive.
Sexy Shirtless Syndergaard? You’ll look
As a multitasking straight male who can both like Daniel Murphy’s baseball skills AND think the Mets should have a Pride Cap, I have no problem telling you that my #1 follower is looking sexy here. I am not looking to date him, but my man looks good. Props Thor.
Mets Police Morning Laziness: I’m cold, Syndergaard is shirtless and hot
If you are new, the Morning Laziness is to save you the time of even lookin at other sites. Furthermore, most articles don’t have any meat and all you need are the headlines. Here are two examples: Port St. Lucie tickets go on sale Saturday at 10am. The Mets signed TdA to $3.5 million. Do you really need someone to drag that out to five paragraphs with words like “the 29 year old catcher…” No you don’t.
NOT LINKING: Not Linking is the segment where I eyeball silly content on other sites. as it is a quiet day they are back down to “should the Mets extend JDG” and the “best and worst case for Juan Lagares” article levels.
SLACKISH REACTION: My version of Adam Rubin’s Rapid Reaction except I wait until the next morning to write it. Another busy day of having to Actually Work (TM) for me. Can’t you guys just get a few hundred thousand of your friends to follow the site so I can sit home and make fun of Matt Harvey all day every day?
I keep forgetting to tell you Todd Ziele is coming to the Queens Baseball Convention. Todd Ziele is coming to the Queens Baseball Convention.
What should I ask the Mets Executives as the Mets Executives Panel at QBC19?
I’m hosting the annual Meet the Mets Executives Panel at this year’s Queens Baseball Convention.
Anything in particular you’d like me to ask them about? You can leave notes in this post on the Facebook Page.
I know I plan to ask why I don’t get the player moves press releases…lol. I’m really asking Mets Execs.
And if I have the social media guy I am going to ask about this social media board AND beg him to cool it with the spoilers lol.
These guys know I come in peace but I’m feisty this morning (writing this Sunday and pissed they didn’t tell me about Keon Broxton or whatever that pick-up’s name is. I already forgot.)
Mets Pride Cap
Eventually MLB – which does special cap days for Moms, Dads, Veterans, All Stars and kids – will do Pride Day and guess what, despite some narrow minded people complaining, the world not only won’t end, but will become a better place.