>Broke Giants Owners Can Afford $48 Million Apartments

>Jonathan Tisch, co-owner of the Evil Money Grubbing Giants From New Jersey, the team that needs to charge you $20,000 for a PSL, has bought a Manhattan apartment for $48 million.

The Giants presently play in a crumbling stadium and are unable to compete financially in the present-day NFL.


In other Giants news, they have decided not to have a Nazi themed stadium name and have ended negotiations with Allianz.