Dopey Jets Don’t Sell Out PSLs

Today we salute Jets fans.

The dopey perennial loser Jets put 2000 seats out there for the PSL auction.

Sure they got one a-hole to pay $400,000 for seats he intends to scalp, but as of this morning 1400 of the 2000 seats are unsold.

Good job Jets fans. I hope nobody buys them.

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