Could a 75 Year Old Man Hit 8 Home Runs?

My daily solution to the Bonds problem:
 
Hank Aaron needs to unretire.
 
Sign with the Braves in September when they are mathematically eliminiated.    Cox would only play him in completely meaningless games.   We need 8 pitchers to groove one for the noble cause.  Get Henry to 763 and then he can retire as baseball’s home run king.
 
Bud?  Hank?  Whaddaya say?
 
Stop rolling your eyes, you know you’d watch.