Letterman’s Top 10 Features Of New Yankee Stadium

Awesome…although 8 and 6 are week and not as reality based as the others.
 
 
 
 
Top Ten Features of the New Yankee Stadium

Due to a recession, only has two bases
Richard V., Avondale, PA
Restroom floors are pre-soaked in urine for your convenience
Marty H., Jackson, KY
Pitcher’s mound is now made of delicious Hershey’s chocolate
Paul F., Barrie, Ontario
Battery dispenser in the outfield bleachers
Stephen P., King City, CA
In addition to runs and hits, digital scoreboard keeps track of stabbings
John S., Sacramento, CA
It’s known as the “House That A-Rod’s Cousin Built”
Bob U., Bethel, CT
In-seat urinals — no wait, that was old Yankee Stadium
Allan B., Toronto, Canada
24-hour steroid kiosks
Donald R., Freehold, NJ
No corporate seats in the upper deck to prevent executives from jumping
Cameron D., Ho Ho Kus, NJ
Three locker rooms: Yankees, visiting team, and Madonna
Harold F., Pittsburgh, PA

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