Some Quality New York Mets Razzing From Philadelphia

Dear Mets fans, 
It’s been a while since you last came to visit. You weren’t missed all that much. We love to hate each other, sure, but it was kind of nice without you.


This is your first trip to town since last August. Philly has been a little busy since then. There was the World Series and the parade and the ring ceremony and, man, it just hasn’t stopped. You probably saw most of it on TV since you didn’t have much else to do after September. You remember all the pageantry that goes along with being a world champion, right? No? Well, maybe you have some faded pictures of 1986 in a shoebox somewhere.


This might be overstepping our relationship, but can we tell you something? You guys seem awfully haggard. It looks like you haven’t slept much lately. Guess choking away two straight division titles will keep you up at night.

The rest is here.

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