I have decided to start a secondary market for autographs at Yankee Stadium’s Legends Suites Area.
I will buy a once in a lifetime between the bases legends suite.
You will email me requesting an appointment to rent my VIP autograph standing room on the good side of the moat. We agree on a time, and I will meet you by the windbreaker tarp behind home plate.
You give me $100, I give you my physical ticket for 10 minutes (i have your credit card on file with a refundable $3000 charge in case you don’t come back). You cross the moat and get your autograph at your alloted time, then come back to me where I pass the ticket to the next sucker, I mean fan.
It’s like Stubhub but different. Or you can go stand down in the corners with the riffraff.
Details for “Get Up Close At Famous Unnamed Stadium Dot Com” coming soon.
