As we get ready for three games at Yankee Stadium III, be sure to get to the park before 6:30 so that you can experience the pleasure of Scoreboard Tara.
Scoreboard Tara hosts the pre-game fluff pieces that tell you about the restaurants and whatnot. Scoreboard Tara, how should we put this, must know someone at the Yankees because there’s no obvious reason why they would have picked her. She’s not the best presenter and during the Cubs exhibitions her voice was particularly shrill
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Scoreboard Tara has so far eluded my attempts to either record her voice or remember her last name (my network of spies think it is something like Cannistrano – Google turns up nothing), so if you are attending this weekend’s games and can be of assistance, please be ready to record her about 45 minutes before the game.
You may come away asking yourself, “How did she get a job hosting something for the New York Yankees?” Before you get too uspet, just put on the radio and listen to The Voice of The Yankees. It’s clear nobody pays much attention to this stuff.
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Coulda been worse. They could have let Ma Pinstripe do it. On second thought I guess they didn't wanna kill everyone's appetite.