On Monday I write a column for Flushing University, and this week I was so not-into the Mets, I almost forgot to write one…but here it is:
If a tree falls in the woods but nobody is around to hear it does it make a sound?If the Mets get eliminated from 2009 while everyone is watching the NFL and catching Sanchez fever does it make a sound?If John Maine returns from the DL and pitches and it gets one paragraph in the newspaper does it make a sound?If Carlos Beltran comes back from the DL and plays every day does it make a sound?if Jose Reyes shows up for the last week of the season does it make a sound?If David Wright someday passes Ed Kranepool for most franchise hits will it make a sound like Jeter’s?If SNY does another silent inning, will it make a sound?If you watched 12 hours of the NFL and forgot Sunday Night Baseball even existed, and then fell asleep on the couch with the game on, did your wife make a sound?If the Mets schedule a “Saturday plan” on a Thursday night, announce 96% capacity but there’s obviously like 11,000 people in the house, did they make a sound?If the Mets ticket office calls you to renew your season tickets, will you make a sound?
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