Weather forecast for Mets game Saturday

I am no meteorologist but the awesome Weather Channel App for the ipad says (click for bigger image):

Here’s what I can tell you from experience:

– the gates will open.   It’s a giveaway day, it’s a Saturday, NOBODY will want to play a doubleheader tomorrow into the All-Star break.

– the Mets want the gate.

– if you kill time during a rain delay you buy hot dogs and shop to kill time which gives the Mets more money.

– the game is on Fox.

– it is presently pouring at Mets Police HQ and has been for an hour.

– Beloved Daughter is attending the game and she’s a rain delay jinx

– I am going to head out at 2pm and make the long drive

– I expect to see a game

– I expect to spend an hour in a monsoon thunderstorm because that’s what always happens when Beloved Daughter comes.

– Beloved Daughter has her black jersey on.   (Love outweighs Unichoice).   I will go with 1983 Blue.

– I am a fat guy who can’t even go on his deck because of the rain so don’t get mad at me if this advice stinks.  You’re on your own.