Nope, it’s not a link to The Apple…this one is a real story.
The former New York Mets manager will be overseeing the city’s police, fire, and health departments.
The good news is I am confident Randy at Apple will do some awesome photoshopping with this premise.
I think we can also make jokes about Willie Randolph’s fire department: no way this building burns down, we’ll be fine.
All that smoke will just make the champagne taste better later.
Too bad it wasn’t Manuel. His first act would have been to teach fire fighters how to defeat fires using large amounts of bunting.
Seems like a waste of baseball knowledge.