I have mentioned this before: my friends and I have done extensive research which concludes you cannot pick up women wearing green Mets attire. No chance.
If picking up women isn’t on your list of things to do then pick up a green Mets tee by being one of the first 25,000 fans at Citi, brought to you buy an insurance company that can afford ads on Mets Police.
Give us 15 minutes and we’ll mention Lee Mazzilli. Sounds catchy, no? This is the 15th complaint about black uniforms this week, and in 15 minutes you could…
Green!…WTF…They probably have some kind of a slimy mascot!….”Bobs your Uncle”