Welcome to Metsivus. In true Seinfeld style (hi Jerry), “the celebration of Mestivus begins with the “Airing of Grievances”, which consists of lashing out at others and the world about how one has been disappointed in the past year.” I suspect you guys will be able to think of something.
I will begin.
Joe Torre. Joe, see this picture of you? What’s that on your head? You should have let the Mets wear the caps. It was 9/11 in New York. It was different than the situation with the Nationals. You of all people should have understood.
Jose Reyes. Look man, you wanted the money. I get it. I want money too. Write me a big check and I’ll switch this over to Marlins Police tomorrow. However, I’m still waiting for you to express how you wanted to be a Met. I’m sorry Sandy didn’t call you at 12:01. Maybe he got a busy signal? Be careful what you wish for Jose..enjoy Miami.
Fred Wilpon. Oh Fred, I’ll let the others do the obvious. I’m just asking what the hell you were thinking when you took shots at Reyes and Wright?
Saul Katz. You get a free ride my friend because “The Wilpons” is catchy. You’re on the clock too. Fix this, and I don’t need to hear about your big um..you know what you said.
This sign. I gave Darren from The 7 Line the Fan of the Year Award yesterday…I just wish he would focus his energy for good. It’s hard enough being a Mets fan without the biggest Mets fans piling on. Darren, you do great product, you know how to mobilize, and you sure as hell can market…make a cool Tejada design so we can all move forward. I found this sign unnecesary piling on. Make a 2014 Fire Sale sign for when the Mets play the Marlins, leave the Mets alone.
This damn song. Make it stop. Also can someone at MLB make the commercial audio on the MLB App be at the same volume as the game?
MLB Advanced Media. Can you just let us embed videos? You still get your pre-roll :30 ad. It’s nearly 2012, please revisit the Advanced part..or at least let the Mets run their own website. They actually have a clue in this area.
Charlie Samuels. It was YOU. YOU made the black uniform. YOU made the hybrid cap. (reportedly.) One year later all hail Kevin Kierst!
Sunday Night Baseball. Do we need this? Why must your games start at 8pm. Stop stealing nice Sunday afternoon games and moving them to 8pm and packing them with commercials. I’d be fine if the Mets never ever appear on SNB again.
Obstructed views. Oh, you thought I forgot? Here’s good old section 504. This is not geometry. I wish someone would just say something like, “Hey, New York City requires us to have plexiglass at least 4 feet high” or whatever. Just don’t pretend that this isn’t obstructed.
So Mets fans…anything you’d like to get off your chest?