Homeland security is very important. Fortunately DHS has found a real life Jack Bauer.
Nope, that’s not from The Apple. This is real. It’s a little blurry because I blew up the…I mean I made the image larger. Sorry, that was immature. I didn’t set up that joke, “blew up the image” is an actual phrase.
Anyway, we want you safe because we want you back. You can find the original image on the DHS Website because you probably think I am goofing.
The Mets Police encourage you to say something if you see something. That is all.
