According to @deadspin here is today’s must read.
An enterprising staffer in the Mets’ marketing and communications department took notice, and on Friday morning he fired off an email to Cougar Life. Maybe the cougars could mobilize to put Wright in the All-Star Game?
Glen Quagmire: [“campaigning” for Lois by seducing female voters] If I tried to masturbate right now, you know what would come out? A little flag with the word BANG on it!
Giggity.