Inflammatory headline about stupid Mets rosters and lineups

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THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT.

Now while I have your attention….

Stop batting Granderson leadoff.  It’s not like this is a run generating lineup that is working.

Get some major league depth in this organization.  Why can the Marlins afford Ichiro for one year $2m but the Mets have a joke of a bench?  You don’t need 11 starting pitchers Omar, nine is plenty.

Stop playing three guys out of position.  We all love David but he isn’t coming back this weekend, next weekend, the weekend after that, the weekend after that one nor the weekend after that one.  Play Murph at third, Tejada at SS and Flores at 2B.  Why is this hard?  WHY IS THIS HARD?

WHY IS THIS HARD?

thats what she said bigger

That’s what she said.  And she wants to know why they play three Mets out of position every single night.

Here’s what you do – hey guys, David is out so I am going to put out our strongest alignment out there.  Since you are all adult men you should be able to stand twenty five feet from where you usually do without crying.  Perhaps someday David will rejoin us and on that day we will revisit this plan.

The Mets Police
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