Not everyone can win t-shirts

Here we have a paradox. Had the Mets won the World Series while dressed nicely, I wanted to walk way and just give the blog to Randy @readtheapple Medina for his mix of humor and angst. You could have had this sort of awesome material every day.

However, had the Mets won the WS, he would have no need to make this post. This is the sort of logic bomb that Captain Kirk would use to defeat computers on Star Trek.