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Posted on November 8, 2015 by Shannon Shark @metspolice

Yoenis Cespedes reportedly treated himself to $75,000 car or something

Is this a non-matching undershirt or two compression sleeves?
Is this a non-matching undershirt or two compression sleeves?

NY Mets superstar Yoenis Cespedes decided to reward himself for getting to the World Series this year — so he dropped $75k to pimp out a brand new…

Source: NY Mets’ Yoenis Cespedes: TREAT. YO. SELF. … Gets New ‘World Series’ Ride | TMZ.com

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