Ah yes, Mets Turkeys are back. A look at back at the annoying stuff
Come on Two Face. Shut up and pitch. Less media appearances, less Boras, more Dark Knight. Get this mix right for once.
Unnamed Television Personality. Come on Television Personality. We know you know the name of the t-shirt enthusiasts. Say the name.
He who dislikes Murph. The dude gave you a lot of cover carrying the team for three weeks when it mattered most. A 4 game loss to the Dodgers would not have left you so smiley.
Ticketing Guys. Remember when the Mets sucked and they begged us to come? Well now the NL Champions won’t sell you a 10 game plan. Thanks ticketing guys.
New scoreboards! What’s next, new grass?
This M nonsense. You forgot three letters. Buy something else from this fine retailer. If this stuff ever appears in a game I call Lukas and we get the band back together.
Whoever organizes Star Wars Day and hides it under the stairs and doesn’t even give us Bralexa. It’s Star Wars. You have a Rotunda. Stop hiding it under “Bullpen Plaza” aka the basement of the stadium that nobody visits.
@lagranderusty I swear this guy waits until he sees that we have lots of things posted before he writes. At least Media Goon covers my back when he knows I’m not looking.
Anyone who does the Heeee Struccck Him Out nonsense. Stop. Also anyone who does roll call.
Piano Man. I’d say it made the World Series so it will stick, but the Curly Shuffle WON a World Series and that got ditched save for one reported appearance this season. Billy loves the Mets. Die hard.
Tape Delayed Terry. This got better late in the year but man it was annoying when SNY made us wait. So I didn’t, and just read twitter.
This guy “hates” Murph. Great job with his new blog but hates Murph.
This guy a few minutes from now when he gets all upset about the M shirt and he struck him out and starts attacking me on twitter. At least Fonzie gets my act.
MLB Shop. Thanks for not delivering anything playoff related during the actual playoffs. Thanks.
And finally, The Cooler. Everything was going fine until you know who came back to Citi Field.
And now in the words of Mystery Science Theater…repeat to yourself it’s just a blog post, I should really just relax. Just having fun kids. Happy Thanksgiving.
