Hey gang, I’m just back from Donuts Chain and….
So you pop over to mets.com/donuts and you buy one, get one free. Just not for April 8 or whatever cool thing is May 28. April and May games only, except those two. And no Double Discounts (although I got a Double Chocolate). And you have to sit in places you might not normally pick. And no t-shirt, unless its Free Short Friday or you catch one from Darren’s Official Party Patrol T-Shirt Shooters, But hey, buy one get one free.
Any tax accountants out there? Can I write off my breakfast since I turned it into a blog post? This is legitimate research.
Mmmm donuts.
(Don’t tell Mrs. Mets Police I got donuts, she’s being Cholesterol Police.)