Mets selling standing tickets for Opening Day because you people are crazy

Hey if you’d like to stand and miss two hours trying to go to the bathroom (see previous discussions about how Citi Field cannot hold a crowd) the Mets will be happy to sell you standing room tickets.

Opening Day tickets start at $99 on the resale market, so the standing room only tickets are much cheaper than what’s available on secondary exchanges. NYC parking starts at roughly $10 for the game, according to ParkWhiz.