You know about this Mike Piazza vs St. Louis food thing, right?

This has been around for a few days and I tried to ignore it.  Short version is Mike owns a soccer team in Italy.  Would he want an MLS team?

“I’d rather be poor in Italy than based in St. Louis, you can’t get a good meal there.”

Source: Cusumano to Piazza: We will find you and we will feed you |

Which sounds like a joke, but of course St. Louis is all bent out of shape.

Look everyone, we needed this kind of nonsense in January.  We have actual baseball now, no time for FAKE CONTROVERSY INVOLVING MIKE PIAZZA.