Mets Morning Laziness: Bruce plays 1B, Tebow plays for some reason, secret Reyes baby?!

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The headline says Reyes sued by mother of secret child!

Jay Bruce played first base and didn’t die which is good.

David Wright is taking grounders!  He’s also never gonna play but nobody will admit it (opinion piece by me in this sentence.)

Tim Tebow played for some fudging reason.  Mmmmm fudge.  He got a hit!  I still don’t care.

It’s midnight as I write this and DOM is playing PR in the dopey WBC.  Do we grow the sport by playing games at 10pm on weeknights?  Do kids in the Netherlands stay up all night to watch their heroes take on Israel or are we all just kidding ourselves hoping FS1 or someone buys the rights for 4 years from now?

The Thor bobblehead could look like this!  Except bobbleheads never look like this.

TV/Radio

Today  MLB App Marlins Feed 1pm

Thurs 3/16 nothing yet

Fri 3/17 SNY and WOR 1pm