Mets Morning Laziness: baseball is boring and the Mets are .500

Slackish Reaction:  Baseball is so boring.  I started writing this at 9:10pm last night because Terry just took Robles out so now there’s like 5 minutes between pitches….and I was already bored before that.   I love GKR and I love GK but the GR nights tend to be the boring nights.  Keith brings the danger.  Plus this sport is pretty boring.  A post about that later today.

I saw a Jose Reyes double!  And a terrible Jose Reyes error!  But Friday is Jose Reyes t-shirt night, so he’s safe. I went to bed after 8.  It’s just not worth it to me to watch boring games.  I’d rather sleep.  I don’t get to sleep in until 11….see below.

Be original fellas.

Anyway, Mets Police has learned (from a site that has lifted “Rapid Reaction” as a title, I should introduce the author to the “Morning Briefing” guys…why not just buy AdamRubin.com and call your site that fellas?) that the Mets lost 6-2 and are now a .500 team.

 

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The next time anyone in baseball starts whining about the travel or getting in late or day game after night game, show them this.  This guy gets NINE HOURS OF SLEEP AND WAKES UP AT 11AM.  Look at your watch right now and ask yourself how much sleep you got.  And do you still wear a watch? Really?

The Daily News is very excited that Thor still has a lady friend.

Sandy is using words like possible again – don’t count on seeing Lugo or Matz any time soon.

David Wright is resuming baseball activities!  Ignore the part where he said his back hurt recently!

David Wright is 234 years old according to some Amazon devices!

Media Goon apparently has a blog with really really tine post-game notes…but he wants you to read this The Mike Piazza Jersey story…let me know what it says.

Too bad my friend Dan is all anti-netting, we could have prevented this!    -> Mets Beer Guy gets rocked in the nuts with a foul ball pic.twitter.com/tT2DMLupiC — Alex B. (@KnicksCentral) April 19, 2017

New episode of the podcast. Come to hate me, stay to love Jason Fry!