Good morning. As you may know, the Morning Laziness was created to replace the old Adam Rubin Morning Briefing. Unlike the MB, the ML is here to show you want to not waste your time on.
In a world without Rubin, what is left of the beat took the day off and there is nothing. Just nothing. I did a search for Mets and people are doing Mets-Brewers Series Previews. Who the hell reads those? Is anyone thinking about a pitching matchup two days from now?
SLACKISH REACTION: you all know about Familia by now. The Dark Knight Returns Yet Again But This Time For Real Honestly...I will have my popcorn ready. I’m kind of hoping for the 13K shutout version since I always like to go against #TheNarrative, and the MH version that gets rocked in the 4th will play into #TheNarrative. If he is The Man, nobody will know what to do.
Things not to click on:
The newspaper has a “will the Mets trade for bullpen help” article. They might. They might now. I doubt Sandy told the newspaper.
Newspapers also have “Can Matt Harvey….” articles. So boring guys.
Duda is almost back. There, now you have the news. You don’t need a story.
Clickbait that the Mets might promote Tebow except for the part where the Mets said they won’t promote Tebow yet. So don’t read.
