Mets sign Neil “Wild Dog” Ramirez

The Mets tell us that 

Wait, Cabrera is hurt?  Did we know about that for a week and a half while trying to play through it? Are we still doing Prevention and Recovery?

And since all Mets pitchers need stupid superhero nicknames, Google tells me that on Arrow a man named Rene Ramirez has the secret identity of Wild Dog.  So Wild Dog it is. Pass the word.


Oh, twitter tells me Wild Dog had an ERA over 8 with Toronto, so this may be the best nickname ever. Please use it in tweets.