SLACKISH REACTION: The Mets suck at baseball AND weather. A fat blogger in a recliner posted a weather forecast to his blog yesterday that showed it wouldn’t rain, but the Mets went and scratched JDG who TOTALLY ISN’T HURT HIS FINGER IS FINE REALLY. And Montero sucks. And the bats were cold. And baseball games are 3.5 hours and the sport is unwatchable and I am starting to hate it.
Something good in the newspapers for once! An interview with Tom Seaver (the original Next Tom Seaver) who says today’s pitchers need to learn how to pitch.
The Sporting News is ready for the 2019 Rebuild to begin now.
Programming Note: I have to be on the road at 5:45am the next two mornings for a soccer tournament, so I’m not sure if you’ll get a Morning Laziness at all (maybe between games via my phone). I am sure you will survive. Maybe if the game is less than 3.5 hours I can write one tonight before I go to bed.
