Intervention: you’re not getting Conforto to the ASG as a write in, OK?

Guys.  Seriously.  You’re not going to get Conforto to pass at least 12 people by expecting someone to go to a website and register and write in.  Maybe maybe maybe if the t-shirt guy could hand out old style ballots you could get this done, but in modern times, no way.

The good news – who the hell else could possibly represent the Mets?  You Conforto fans will get your One Met, and he will bat at about 11:23pm.  Enjoy it!

Anyone know who Murphy is?