Mets Police Morning Laziness: Mets win baseball game!

SLACKISH REACTION: I don’t know how to react.  The Mets won?  I don’t remember what we do when that happens.  Anyway, several innings closer to Wheeler being shut down.  The Mets are off today.  The Mets have closed to within 11.5 games of first place!

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The newspaper has declared Wheeler to be the Ace!  Not linking.  See, the Morning Laziness is not like Adam Rubin’s Morning Briefing nor it is like Amazing Apple Insiderized Blog’s Ripoff Morning Briefing (They have 52 writers and couldn’t even be bothered to come up with their own title.  Come on guys.  Seriously come on.)….anyway as I was saying, this is not the Morning Briefing in that i refuse to link to nonsense.  Even if Wheeler is the Ace, you read the headline, what else would you need to know?  That article adds nothing and should just be a tweet.  Not linking.

Another newspaper wonders if Neil Walker has a knee issue.  That reminds me that Michael Baron (via twitter) was wondering about Walker’s defense.  Hey man, if we’re paying $17M for sub-par defense at second base, someone should have a pie thrown at them.  Anyway, not linking.

Nothing will happen today so go watch Comey and ignore another day of “Should the Mets call up Rosario?” articles.