Mets Police Morning Laziness: Ya Gotta Remain Rational

Before we begin, I see how excited you are all getting because the Mets can beat the Phillies and Giants.

The red hot Mets are 8.5 games out and 4 games under .500

SLACKISH REACTION: fun enough game. I stayed with until he rain came and then played video games and watched Breaking Bad. Apparently there is an R rated version of Breaking Bad on Netflix with bad words and boobs. You didn’t tell me.

There are terrifying articles in the newspapers today about how the Mets think they can catch the Nationals.  That’s gonna set this franchise back years. Trade all the pending free agents…and I am serious about calling the Astros about deGrom.  Do it while we still have time.

The newspapers all have generic Generation K2 articles and stuff about how Wheeler needs to pitch better.  Not linking.  What could there possibly be to those articles that you don’t know?

ALL STARS:  big exciting All Star Game announcements.  Mets Twitter Elite will be tripping over themselves to see who can type the fastest.  Three Time All Star Daniel Murphy will be the starting 2B so put that in your hat and eat it.  Who will be the lone Met?  Will we get two?  Will the manager actually put a Mets player in the game this time?

SCHEDULES:  6pm tomorrow and 11am on the 4th.  Gary is gonna be so tired.

Keys to the season…..