SLACKISH REACTION: I think if the Mets tried they could not come up with a schedule that was less convenient. Actually I’m sure – the Mets aren’t good at things so if they TRIED to make games unwatchable they would schedule them at like Saturday at 1. Anyway, I was at a bar and saw the walk off loss – not that I was watching it, I just happened to look up. I tried listening to the game but lasted exactly one pitch before WOR’s metallic WAHwah that they put behind the games and deny they do gave me a headache.
The Mets are 14 back and 1-2 in Garbage Time.
Tonight we are HYPING THE HOME DEBUT OF ROSARIO. Are you excited?
The newspaper says the Mets will keep Sandy Alderson. No link because I just told you everything. That’s what the newspapers don’t underdstand. We don’t need 500 words when a sentence will do.
The Donuts Chain may change its name! Don’t overthink things guys.