Mets Police Morning Laziness: this time Houston wrecks Harvey

SLACKISH RECATION:  The Dark Knight returned yet again and now even the MSM is realizing that maybe perhaps there is a chance the Mets non-tender The Next Seaver.  TDK is 33-32 career, but as you millennials point out, Pitcher Wins is a crap stat and the Mets only gave MH 8 runs of offensive support.  Imagine the worst possible start for Matt and this was it.  Unortunately the SNY graphic truck “had problems” so the radar gun was in and out, although it was working when he hit 94.

Flores broke his nose.

Thor threw an inning.

The Mets have a 7 game lead over the Phillies.

A fair amount of t-shirt enthusiasts were able to Invade Houston, but guys seriously, look how stupid the He Struck Him Out is.  You do not look cool.  It’s not even original, you stole it from a guy in the upper deck who was annoying.