Mets Police Morning Laziness: is Carlos Beltran a Met, Dom is thin and more Mets True Crime

SLACKISH REACTION: The Mets marketed Dom and Amed yesterday.  The beat reporters I guess were bored and hung out and took pictures of our guys, and the new Narrative is that Dom has lost weight.

My question to you – a real one – is Carlos Beltran a Met?  The point being – should I post Beltran News the way I would post say Piazza News or Alfonzo News etc?  Read the link.

The Mets posted a video of Mickey taking the subway that I am going to savage later.   I can’t do it now but come back after I get my coffee for the.

The newspaper joined in on the “alleged serial killer allegedly worked for the Mets” fun, but added a connection with another murderer and the Mets.  The latter is more of a stretch but hey CLICKBAIT FOR YOU.

Oh man, I guess HarveyMania is truly over.  Or Twitter isn’t working.  I choose the former.