Mets Police Morning Laziness: Keith Hernandez up for Hall of Fame (Cardinals)

Famous St. Louis Cardinals first baseman is up for the Cardinals Hall of Fame.  Vote for him!

Speaking of Halls of Fame, I laughed when I stumbled across a post on the Amazing Apple Insiderized Mets Blog Report which was suggesting some new names for the Mets Hall of Fame. (Not linking).  I wonder where they got that idea?

SLACKISH REACTION:   On a very very crowded PATH yesterday I saw a grown man playing a Mortal Combat type game on his iPad.  I liked video games but couldn’t help but think how ridiculous he looked.  But hey I like my video games and all.  So my man puts away his iPad and…..takes out his phone and starts playing more games.   Just seemed ridiculous.    Also on my travels, you know how every third New Yorker is part of the Arctic Expeditionary Force and has one of those big parkas with that logo?  I saw a dude with a knockoff ANTarctic Athletic Force coat, I kid you not.

Anyway Christie effed everyone at the trains suck and making people get off at Journal Square is the devil.  I get “headways” but surely trains could continue to Newark and dead-end and head back.  Yes, “headways” but the current system has ALL the people who want to go to WTC and ALL the people who want to go to 33rd cramming in between Harrison and JSQ and it’s like we’re in the Far East and people are hanging off the ceiling.  There’s capacity and then there’s there is no physical way another human can cram in this car.

DID THE METS GET ANY NEW PLAYERS?   Yes!!!   The Mets traded Josh Smoker to the Pirates for someone named Daniel Zamora and cash.   His name is Zamora, they also got cash.  His name is not Zamora and cash.

Here’s Amed Rosario’s Rookie Card (I guess, I don’t know how you baseball card people count these..)

This is lots of fun, watch it. I like the nonsense about “far more important than gate receipts…”

NOT LINKING:  More nonsense about keeping the pitchers healthy.  Another article about bullpen roles.  The ripoff AAIMBR HOF article.

NOT EVEN DISCUSSING:  The former baseball player that wants you to discuss if Team A was better than Team B.  Do not engage in that at all people. ZERO.

All this time later and my morning search for MATT HARVEY is still completely gummed up by people putting MATT Damon and HARVEY Weinstein in the same tweet.   Annoying.

The Mets equipment truck leaves for Florida today so expect all sorts of midday excitement from bored beat reporters, if we still have any.