Mets Police Morning Laziness: Mickey Trumps The Shark (plus my Wright conspiracy catches on)

Totally stole that headline from Greg Prince.   So much to cover on a Saturday…..

SLACKISH REACTION: Well well this should be fun.

Lots of warring Mets fans. The anti-Trump people are angry they hung out with DJT.   The anti-anti-Trump people are using swear words at the first group.  I just think, Matt Harvey hangs out with DTJ?  Yeah of course he does.  And the bros think Shark Fishing is bro manly cool rad…yeah of course they do.

So Mickey will find himself with his first unnecessary distraction his morning unless the beat rolls over, and based upon the 2016 beat I bet they will.  So we’ll see.

I find it personally interesting that if I search Twitter that this story dominates, yet on Google News I don’t even see it.  I don’t know why that would be and I don’t have a conspiracy behind it yet,  But I will.  Speaking of conspiracies…

 

Meanwhile, we head into Day 5 of David Wright supposedly being in Florida.  He was supposedly at the U Michigan game at First Data Field but again nobody had any cameras.

During Shark Fun last night I did get some tweets on this…

 

 

 

 

Look at this first one. David’s head looks tiny. Photoshop?

UPDATE: There had been a second tweet there. Now it has disappeared. (original link) Conspiracy!!!!

Not convinced? OK how about this….


You see the truth now.

Oh and how about this…

Matt Cerrone says David Wright will speak to the media today.  Let’s see if anyone has a camera.

NOT LINKING:  something about Juan Lagares’ swing.  Who cares.  We have DTJ Sharks and Matt Harvey all in one story.  That’s blogger paradise.

DID THE METS GET ANY NEW PLAYERS?  Oh yeah they signed Jason Vargas who won 18 games last year, took 30 starts and had more innings pitched than any Met but JDG last season.  How could you not like this?  How could this not be the lead item….unless Matt Harvey went shark fishing with DTJ and of course the Wright conspiracy.