Mets Police Morning Laziness: Ignore the fake Walker Mets war the newspaper wants

SLACKISH REACTION:  I don’t want to hear about the basketball tournament.  Everyone back to class.

The newspaper is trying to stir the pot with Walker vs Mets, but if you read it it’s not as salacious as the headline.  But hey let’s give them some clicks so you know what the story is, but then eyeroll it and don’t call WFAN about it.

Let’s not give clicks to….

NOT LINKING:  The AAIMBR wants to help your fantasy team.  Wow.   Let’s also ignore all the dopes on twitter who will notice TWO WEEKS UNTIL OPENING DAY and tweet about it.

CAN I WATCH TODAY’S METS GAME?  Yes.  No college students will miss class at that one.

  • Today         Marlins        1:10   SNY
  • Friday         Orioles         1:10   SNY
  • Saturday    Nope.  Saves blogger trouble of doing green uniform screen grabs
  • Sunday       Nope
  • Monday      Nope

 

Did you see the new commercial starring Thor in which baseball tries too hard?

Did you see Minor League Baseball’s horrible new rule?

These socks suck.