Mets Police Morning Laziness: Opening Day Weather Forecast, Gate Openings, Parking, Wright appearance, Yo’s wrap, new 28

SLACKISH REACTION:  Today is Opening Day.  As a dad I am programmed to tell you to DRESS WARM which I don’t even think is proper English.  Anyway, 50 on Earth means 31 in the Upper Deck, maybe 40 in T-Shirt Land.  Here’s what you need to know about gates, parking, food, etc.

David Wright was at the Mets Welcome Home Dinner.  Look how creepy Matt from Mystic looks in the zoom.

Yo thinks the 2018 Mets are better than the 2015 Mets

#MetsFansUnited has been reformatted as a positive group of Mets fans, all welcome.  Today we will meet at Citi Field at 1pm, you should wear blue to unite with your other Mets fans in cheering for the team. Not sure what happened to the original guys who were boycotting, but they don’t seem to be around any more.  Anyway, the group is no longer about such negativity.   LGM!

Rookie manager who spent his career in the AL gonna bat the pitcher 8th because reasons.

The Mets painted Citi Field, which is in its 10th season, with some Mets stuff to remind the Mets about the Mets.

Nobody seems worried about this gigantic wrap but me

NOT LINKING: pictures of the Empire State Building, pre-season predictions and “previews.”  And whatever that was on Pravda yesterday about A Lot of People Are Mets Fans.  What?