Yesterday we discussed Mets Dog and his emotional range. Today meet Mets Monkey.
I like Mets Monkey. Mets Monkey is chill.
Hey Mets Monkey, I have an extra ticket, wanna go?
Mets Monkey says sure. He’s just happy to attend a game. He’ll have a hot dog and a soda and be just fine. He isn’t boycotting shit. He’s just enjoying his time at Citi Field.
There’s a lot to be learned for Mets Monkey, don’t ya think?