Mets Police Morning Laziness: 4th Place Mets as Destiny takes the Next Seaver to Cincinnati

SLACKISH REACTION: That game was so boring. Best Vargas Day yet but so so boring. I was a bad fan and bailed at around 9:30 as I wasn’t feeling well and was bored.

4th Place. This season feels very familiar.

So this is entertaining, right? The Mets sent TDK to Siberia. Not sure how the nightclub scene is, or how often the supermodels come to town, and they don’t have hockey, and the team is awful – Matt gets to spend his summer in Ohio across the river from Kentucky.

And it looks like the Mets got a useful part back? I don’t know anything about Mesorcao and I need to learn to spell his name, but its better than nothing!

For those of you from the late 70’s Matt will no longer be The Dark Knight, instead call him Rip Tide!

I see people are starting to come around on Mickey Callaway. You may recall I was on this side of it WELL before it was trendy. #MickeyMagic #HodgesMoment #NewCulture

Much like, oh say Matt Harvey, y’all may have anointed Mickey a little too soon. That’s OK, all of this has happened before and all of this will happen again. But whatever you guys think was making him God’s Gift To Managing, I don’t see it. Oooooh he was tough on a late 22 year old. “Hodges Moment’ Howie? Really? From YOU? Come on peeps. What are you seeing here that is any better (or worse) than Terry?

Day game today. I don’t understand why baseball plays midweek day games. It’s kind of insane if you think about it, and just one more reason for MLB to revisit how they do the schedule. I am down with 144 7 inning games as the record book was destroyed to the sounds of Joe Buck calling it, so who cares, let’s move forward with a watchable sport.