Mets Police Morning Laziness: you won’t believe this stuff

I can’t get over this update from Mets Fans United.  Bags over your heads?  Really?????

SLACKISH REACTION:  I see my #1 follower Thor lost.  That sucks.  I feel out of sync with the team right now as I haven’t seen an inning since Tuesday.  On the other hand I really don’t feel like I am missing anything.

How about that 6pm start though?  How do we get some of those in Queens?  Sounds dreamy!!!

You know what today is bitches?

That’s right!  It’s Harvey Day.

I probably won’t get in until 8:30 so I hope I don’t miss too much of TDK.  I should probably tap @nikometsplus for the recap.

NOT LINKING BUT LINKING:  The AAIMBR has yet another post about bringing Alonso up.  Maybe the 53 writers should check each other’s work instead of writing the same thing over and over.

So I clicked the link.  Here’s the opener…

You might not know it because the team still hasn’t called him up, but the Mets have one of the best hitter in the minors in their organization right now.

Really?   No way.

Now since I excerpted I shall link to the AAIMBR as fair play but seriously why would you click on that?  Don’t.