Mets Police Morning Laziness: Bag Night at Citi, Murph vs TDK, Mets radio on the move, Soft Todd Frazier’s silly shoes

So much to talk about on a Saturday.

First up, did you see that bat fly into the stands in the 1st inning?  I am glad the kid is OK but how did that even happen?  So there is only one argument to be made here – MORE NETTING NOW.  You guys told me you didn’t want people in the stands being hurt, and a bat went flying in the stands.  I don’t know what happened but I guess the netting isn’t high enough.  MORE NETTING NOW MLB.

Second….it’s BAG NIGHT at Citi Field.  The fools at #MetsFansUnited think people are going to show up tonight and put paper bags over their heads.  The idea is that a guy who grew up a millionaire’s son will walk away from his $2 Billion asset because you wore a bag.   Ridiculous.

In other news….The Dark Knight aka Harv faced Murph aka Murph!

You know you want to know what went down.  Full recap!

Oh speaking of Murph, this one is for Gare..

You have to see Soft Todd Frazier’s lame shoes.  You can’t possibly think these are cool.

Todd’s shoes are giving a lot of cover to The Flushing Finisher!

Street rumor is the Mets will leave WOR.  Good.  WAHwah. WAHwah.

I made a bold prediction that the Mets will never again match 2016’s attendance.

David Wright played baseball on Friday, here’s how he did!