The Dark Knight Returned Once Again, as he tends to do, this time vs. the Brewers!
TDK has been pitching well lately as the TV people are letting us know…
So let’s do this MH!
Uh oh, it’s Christian Yelich and he has doubled! Could this be another bad 1st inning for our caped crusader? Well one wild pitch later…followed by a single by some guy I’ve never heard of who has 100 RBI….and it’s 1-0 and we have our FEATURED IMAGE!
The Real Deal would get out of it, and we’d get our first mound walk off of the night.
In the second a perfect 1-2-3 and The Dark Knight looked pleased….
….but things would not go well in the 3rd. The Real Deal walked Gio Gonzales to start the inning…
…and the bad body language was back. Isn’t that right Jim Riggleman?
Jim agrees. I assume this is Jim. Jim you’re out of uniform by the way.
Matty Baseball got Curtis Granderson for the 1st out…but it was once again time for Christian Yelich to step in.
MH was throwing 95…but I just wanted to see if you noticed the nice lady in the front row yet. Secure your postseason tickets fans.
Hey we both know you laughed. Anyway, it’s a ground ball back to Harvey!
He’ll throw to second..
No wait…he won’t! He will throw to first….
No wait…he won’t throw to anyone! Because nobody covered first!
Everybody is safe!
Matt does not do well with adversity and we have a better FEATURED IMAGE!
This is not going to go well, is it?
And whoever the hell this is now has 103 RBI! Come on people, you guys tell me baseball has stars, who the hell is this? Tell me.
And before I can even recap the Home Run Matt has given up ANOTHER hit. Jesus Matt give a blogger a chance.
Now around the time the Mets game ended, TDK was still in the game which was annoying because I want to go to bed, but let’s face it, I am crushing this post and want to see it through. But even Matt doesn’t want to be here.
But hey I don’t know about you but I am really thinking about securing my postseason tickets as Yelich steps in again. Wow.
Unfortunately my man didn’t get rocked which means I have to hang around to see if he comes out for the 6th.
Matt DID come out for the 6th…
But my eyes are just drawn to the top left…..
I mean look at the amount of peanut shells this dude has dumped on the field. Buddy, you’re in the front row, don’t be a pig.
Matt got the first out then got the second guy to fly ou….hold on what is THIS bullshit?
Fellas you are costing the DarkKnight a lot of money and probably a lot of tail. Catch the freaking ball will you?
Jim Riggleman refuses to let me go to bed and lets MH throw pitch 103. Does anyone think this will go well?
No IT DID NOT GO WELL JIM RIGGLEMAN. NOT WELL AT ALL.
And that was it for TDK and I can finally go to bed. 5.1 7 runs and 5 Ks.
Matt deserved better. And apparently Front Row Amy is an actual thing. Who knew?
