Mets Police Morning Laziness: Net Negative Daniel Murphy loses 5 hour baseball game

SLACKISH REACTION:  You think I watched a five hour (4:55) baseball game that started after 8?   Until 1am?   That game even ended too late on the West Coast where MLB thinks the baseball fans live.  Bwahahahaha are you insane?  I didn’t look at one play of this thing.  I played the very excellent Fifa 19 and then watched Better Call Saul.  The Cubs had a divisional lead until they brought Murphy in – clearly, a Net Negative addition.

As for the Monday afternoon games – I too got the press release talking bout how great the ratings were.  I waited to comment because I wanted to see what the actual number of humans were, not some sort of percentage, and…

I dunno, I’m not a TV executive.  Is that a lot?  It doesn’t seem like a lot in a nation of 300 million people.  Or let’s compare it to the random football game.  One fifth the viewers of the random football game?  You still think it made sense to hide these on a Monday afternoon?

I clickbait you with Matt Harvey’s ex-girlfriend saying he’d like to be a Yankee.  I know you know this but you’re still gonna click it.

You have to feel bad for this lonely Matt Harvey shirt looking for someone to love it.

Noah Syndergaard is in Ireland.  Or at least was yesterday.

Clearly nobody can ever wear #5 for the Mets again.