Mets Police Morning Laziness: World Series goes past 11 for 81% of the US Population

SLACKISH REACTION:  You did not win the lottery, thus the Wilpons will continue to own the Mets.

8:09 start for Game 1 of the World’s Series, and a 3:52 game time.  Some quick math gets me a minute after midnight.  Great job baseball.  Great job.  After 11 for 81% of the population.  I watched a whole bunch of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia – and to you I pose the question, which if the Sunny characters is the most normal.  I think the answer is Mac.

Is Matt Harvey being forced to sign baseballs at a funeral home?  Mets Police investigates.

Not much going on as usual.  Even Todd Fraizer’s social media accounts didn’t bear any fruit.   You’d think he’d be ordering Taylor Ham at a diner in Toms River on his way to watching the Sopranos or something.

Today I have to Actually Work (TM) so expect Mets news.

Mets GM candidate Ryan Howard is “totally down for analytics or whatever,”  I think he will be good as the Mets look to get younger in the front office.

NOT LINKING:  You guessed it, another day of articles about the GM.  Mets Blog is really really really obsessed with Doug Melvin articles.  They had so many they couldn’t even keep track…